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These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they

arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first

guy says "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk."

 

The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing

but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of.

 

The guy's thinking, "Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs

into the room.

 

The second guy says, "It's the women. I could never stay faithful to my

wife."

 

The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked

women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there

for 100 years. He couldn't believe it. His dick was instantly hard and

he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door.

 

The third man said "It's gotta be the bud. I'm always tokin' up."

 

The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot

tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death

bud. The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian

style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.

 

One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three

men.

 

He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an

empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or

showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. "I'll

never drink again!" he says.

 

The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to

give him a second shot at life.

 

The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even

faster than when he went in. "I'm fucking gay!" he screams.

 

The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and

gives him another chance as well.

 

The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has

changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was

100 years ago.

 

The devil asks him if he learned anything.

 

The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek.

 

"You gotta a light man?"

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