Fenrir a scris:All right kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution Now, I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bullcrap...But I've been told out to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the begining we were all fish. Ok? Swiming around in the water... And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so he got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the Ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had buttsex withthe squirrel or something and made this: retard frog-squirrel. And that had a retard baby witch was a monkey fish frog and then this monkey fish frog had buttsex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go: you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel. CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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