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Început de maryalove, Mar 11 sep 2007 · 130 răspunsuri · 20.316 vizualizări · închis

Silentia lunae1.012 mesaje#52
Fenrir a scris:
E.T. made MAN and then MAN made GOD. Cam asta ar fi

Indubitabil! :spiteful:

georgy_4you823 mesaje#53

mah, eu nu am reusit sa trag nicio conluzie, in ce teorie ar fi mai corect sa credem (stiu ca fiecare crede ce vrea cum vrea si cand vrea)dar as vrea sa stiu si parerea altora...deci.........teoria evolutionista......sau........teoria aceea cum ca omul ar fi fost creeat de Dumnezeu

Glamorous_witch_girl1.795 mesaje#56

Nah......nu cred in ideea ca a creat D-zeu 2 oameni si prin ei s-a dezvoltat rasa umana.Gandeste-te ca toti am fi rezultatul unor incesturi.

georgy_4you823 mesaje#57

da...cum nu mai existau alti oameni copii lui adam si eva nu avea decat să se inmulteasca intre ei...ceea ce este interzis prin legea crestina, si cum oamenii de atunci vorbeau cu D-zeu este imposibil sa se fi intamplat asta deci...ne bazăm pe evolutzie

Fenrir16 mesaje#58

All right kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution Now, I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bullcrap...But I've been told out to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the begining we were all fish. Ok? Swiming around in the water... And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so he got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the Ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had buttsex with

the squirrel or something and made this: retard frog-squirrel. And that had a retard baby witch was a monkey fish frog and then this monkey fish frog had buttsex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go: you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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