Rahaturile se intampla in lume

[_Undying_ 1242]

Rahaturile se intampla in lume

Taoism

Editat Aprilie 30, 2010 de Oneiros

[florianb 64]

Zen

Editat Aprilie 30, 2010 de florianb

[Ciocârlan 7726]

După cum spunea un mare dramaturg... un "rahat" nu vine niciodată singur.

[The Bitch 15151]

Zen – Care e sunetul scos de rahat cand se intampla?

Hinduism – Acest rahat s-a mai intamplat inainte

Catholicism – Daca ti se intampla un rahat, il meriti.

Iudaism – De ce ni se intampla noua mereu acelasi rahat?

Cele mai haioase.

 

Sa omis

 

Ortodoxism - unicul rahat autentic...miros...gust...culoare...forma...densitate

Iar la Islam - rahat instabil flamabil

 

:(

Editat Aprilie 30, 2010 de Intifada

[MoselAnca 1]

Ma simt flatata dar ideea de "Shit Happens" nu-mi apartine. Ea apartine unui curent umoristic, cu arome dulcegi, de pe net.

 

Aici e o lista mai lunga, enjoy :(

 

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~norman/Jokes-file/shit.html

[fast_motion 412]

ce porcarie, lol... amuzante totusi.

[MissHyde 43100]

M-am cacat! :(

 

 

SUPERBE!!!

[MoselAnca 1]

M-am cacat! :(

 

 

SUPERBE!!!

 

Uite aici o lista mai cuprinzatoare.

 

Shit happens in religion and ideology, close- to- complete list

 

Taoism: Shit happens. - Rahat se intampla

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." - Confucius spune, "rahat se intampla"

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. - Daca se produce, nu este cu adevarat rahat.

Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. - Rahatul este, si nu este.

Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? - Care e sunetul produs cand se produce rahat

Hinduism: This shit has happened before. - Acest rahat s-a mai intamplat si inainte.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. - Daca se intampla rahat este voia lui Allah

Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. - Daca se intampla rahat, omoara persoana responsabila.

Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. Daca se intampla rahat, da vina pe Israel

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. daca se intampla rahat, il meriti.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Lasa rahatul sa se intample altcuiva.

Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Acest rahat ara predestinat sa se intample

Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Nu e rau ca rahatul sa se intample, atata timp cat servesti vinul potrivit lui.

Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Nu este asa rau ca rahatul sa se intample, atata timp cat servesti grape juice cu el.

Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. Rahatul petrecut unei persoane e la fel de bun ca si cel petrecut altei persoane.

Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. Rahatul petrecut unei persoane e la fel de rau ca si cel intamplat unei alte persoane.

Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. Daca rahatul se intampla, nu vorbii despre el.

Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Daca rahatul se intampla, TU vei merge in iad, daca nu esti renascut (in credinta)

Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. Daca rahatul i se intampla unui teleevanghelist e OK.

Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. Rahatul trebuie sa fie renascut.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to US? De ce ni se intampla rahatul numai noua?

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. Rahat se intampla pentru ca nu muncesti.

Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. Nu se intampla nici un rahat sambata.

Creationism: God made all shit. Dumnezeu a facut tot rahatul.

Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Rahatul evolueaza.

Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor -pray. Cand rahatul nu se intampla, nu chema un doctor- roaga-te.

Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. Producerea rahatului e numai in mintea ta.

Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. Hai sa ne gandim impreuna la acest rahat.

Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. Hai sa nu ne batem pe acest rahat.

Utopianism: This shit does not stink. Acest rahat nu pute.

Darwinism: This shit was once food. Acest rahat a fost o data mancare.

Capitalism: That's MY shit. Acesta este rahatul MEU.

Communism: It's everybody's shit. Este rahatul tuturora.

Feminism: Men are shit. Barbatii sunt rahat.

Chauvanism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... Putem fi rahat, dar nu puteti trai fara noi...

Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Hai sa impachetam acest rahat.

Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. De la distanta, rahatul arata ca o gradina.

Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. Hai sa turnam in bronz acest rahat.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. Rahatul nu se intampla. El ESTE.

Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? Ce este rahatul?

Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Acest rahat e bun pentru mine.

Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

Mormonism: God sent us this shit. Dumnezeu ne-a trimis acest rahat.

Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. Acest rahat urmeaza sa se intample iar.

Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. Daca nu raneste pe nimeni, lasa rahatul sa se intample.

Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. Daca se intampla rahat, vezi Dianetics pg. 157.

Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens. Cioc! Cioc! "rahat se intampla"

Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? Ne permiteti un moment din timpul dvs. sa va aratam cate ceva despre rahatul nostru?

Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. Rahatul a fost profetit si este iminent; numai cei drepti vor supravietui cand se va intampla.

Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. Numai rahatul fericit se intampla.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama ding dong. Rahat se intampla. Rama rama ding dong!

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! Hai sa fumam rahatul asta!

Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Rahatul s-o fi intamplat; sau poate ca nu.

Atheism: What shit? Ce rahat?

Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! Nu pot sa cred acest rahat!

Nihilism: No shit. :D

Editat Mai 1, 2010 de MoselAnca