jokes that are not actually funny

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!"

Yo mama's so poor, a cockroach crawled across the floor and I stepped on it and she said, ''Now what do we do for supper?''

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

-- Accidents Happen: The Story of YOU

-- The Little Sissy Wimp Who Snitched

-- Some Kittens Can Fly

-- You Can Paint Anywhere!

-- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

-- Bad Katy and the Mom Who Stopped Loving Her

-- The Attention Deficit

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

A: They take the psycho path.

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."

A guy goes to the psychiatrist only wearing shorts made of Glad wrap.

The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

_NeXuS_ a scris:

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

is this a quote from "White men can't jump?"

Q: What do you call women who hang out with hookers?

A: Support hoes.