A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her.
The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me
right in the face!!!"
Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly.
Great Pick-Up lines to use on Blondes
1) That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed.
2) Do you want to see something swell?
3) What do you like for breakfast?
4) Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
5) Say, didnt we go to different schools together?
6) Why dont you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first
thing that pops up.
7) Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
:P Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
9) Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
10) You smell wet. Lets party!
11) If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
12) Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?I thought you knew!
13) You have the ass of a great artist.
