If your dog's name was Mypenis

mypenis can play dead like no other

I'm sorry, but I'm busy right now.. I have to take MyPenis to a walk

MyPenis bites whoever gets close

Mypenis doesn't know English.

I'm sorry I'm late, I couldn't find Mypenis this morning

mypenis saw a bitch today and chased her all over the park

MyPenis wants to play with you..

Mypenis......he....it's.....peeing on you...

--Off-Topic--nu cred ca am scris bine peeing,la ora asta nu mai gandesc,is si obosit

Off: Nope, ai scris bine

Down, boy, down!

I'm so sorry miss, Mypenis gets all excited when he meets people, and sometimes he just can't help himself.

Mypenis is always thirsty for more.