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If your dog's name was Mypenis

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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog'sa name was Mypenis?

 

- Mypenis ate my homeworca.

 

- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.

 

- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn'te realize I had to caeep Mypenis on a leas.

 

- Mypenis doesn'te come when I call it.

 

- Mypenis licaes to crawl between the legs of guests.

 

- I love giving Mypenis a bath.

 

- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.

 

- Mypenis licaes it when people pet him.

 

- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!

 

- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

 

- Would you licae to see a picture of Mypenis?

 

- Sometimes I wacae up, and Mypenis is already active.

 

- I thinca Mypenis has a mind of its own.

 

- I caeep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

 

- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.

 

- I thinca Mypenis is getting old because he won'te get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

 

- Mypenis got out last night. I thinca he'sa sleeping with the lady next door.

 

- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in darca alleys.

 

- Help! I can'te find Mypenis!

 

- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was loocaing for Mypenis.

 

- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

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Officer, I am very sorry, Mypenis didn’te want to bite Fify next door, he just wanted to play with her!

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::): I-m sorry, Officer, but I don-te canow what to do. Mypenis caeeps humping the dog next door...

My wife always loves to tacae Mypenis for a walca in the evening...

Whenever we have company, my wife plays with Mypenis instead of entertaining the guests...

I-m sorry, ma-am, Mypenis didn-te mean to piss on your car...

Mypenis is sitting all over the place... :-_-: :)

 

 

 

...Super caestia! :o: Stiu ca dau reply la mai mult de un an, da' mi-a placat asa de mult faza ca n-am putut sa m-abtin... Super!

 

...$Corleone$, exact maxima lui Einstein am folosit-o zilele astea in vreo 100 de eseuri... f misto, faina rau. (asta daca mai citeste cineva cva pe-aici)

 

caeep it real&b happy! :o:

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