If your dog's name was Mypenis

:> :P ce tare :)

no comment

Run Mypenis,run!

mypenis ..stay...stay..good boy :>

don't worry (there's no sugar :> ) mypenis doesn't bite!

I did the right thing and neutered Mypenis :flowers:

Mypenis is hungry. :flowers:

Mypenis is big and ugly...you don't wish to see him...you'll be very scared.... :(

Shur a scris:

I did the right thing and neutered Mypenis

ouch

whenever someone comes into the house mypenis immediatelly jumps on that person

mypenis always wake me up in the morning, by licking my face

You can ask anything you wish to MyPenis. It will do anything to please you.