Început de kyroptus, Joi 12 aug 2004 · 1.122 răspunsuri · 85.912 vizualizări
An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked
up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex
with each of them three times.
Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?
Man: What sins?
Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?
Man: I'm Jewish
Priest: Why are you telling me all this?
Man: I'm telling everybody!
Ce tare :flowers:
A man attended a Billy Graham Crusade. When the very
emotional sermon was over, Reverend Graham asked those
who'd been moved by the Lord to come forward.
The man had really been taken by the sermon and came
forward to shake hands with Graham.
When the man got to the Reverend, Graham held his hands
up, grabbed the microphone, stopped the music, and
waved for silence. "My dear man, who put those clothes
on your body?"
The man replied, "The Lord did!"
"AMEN" shouted the congregation.
"My good man, who put food on your table?"
"The good Lord did, Reverend!" the man shouted.
"AMEN! Hallelujah!" the crowd roared in response.
"My good fellow, who put that smile on your face
and a rosey look to your cheeks?"
"Reverend, it was the Lord!"
"PRAISE GOD!" the crowd cheered.
Reverend Graham again raised his hands and called
for silence. "Now, kind sir, what did the Devil
ever do for you?"
The man thought for a second. "Nothing. Fuck him."
ce tare!!
mai ales prima
Rugaminte: bagati chestiile in engleza pe forumul de limba engleza... sau macar la 'de prin mail adunate', ca mailurile mai vin in limbi straine... Pleeeeeeeease.
Shur a scris:Rugaminte: bagati chestiile in engleza pe forumul de limba engleza... sau macar la 'de prin mail adunate', ca mailurile mai vin in limbi straine... Pleeeeeeeease.
Chiar si daca le traducem? 
da' de ce sa le traduceti??!!!
suna mai bine in engleza...
prima ii mortala!!!
Preacher said:
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river" .
Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down.
The deacon then stood up & said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river''. THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUYA!!!!!
Eu am raspuns afirmativ la prima intrebare si am ales varianta b la a doua. 
si eu la fel