Testul Rorschach online

Sickness Quotient: 100%

WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 100% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights

You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

WTF? Ce e cu testu' asta? Esti 100% bolnav daca dai alte variante de raspuns fata de cele tipizate? Well... ce vina am eu daca vad in loc de fluturi, lilieci?

Cam asa au fost raspunsurile mele in ordine descrescatoare:

-it looks like someone from the KKK. I think it's some sort of a redneck leader;

-it looks like a crab. it's obvious!;

-it looks like two strippers on top of eachother;

-like two witches with a tiny penis;

-it looks like a depressed person with two royal dogs on his head;

-it looks like a bat;

-No, you idiot, it's a butterfly that's been crushed by a bootheel (singurul raspuns tipizat);

-it looks like a pelvis;

-it looks like a spine;

-two wolves dancing.

Sickness Quotient: 73%

Your Sickness Quotient of 73% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights

You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.

* Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

Sickness Quotient: 77%

Your Sickness Quotient of 77% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights

You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

* Job Performance & Attitude

You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"

Clar.

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 59%

Your Sickness Quotient" of 59% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.
  
• Job Performance & Attitude
  You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.
  
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.
  

.... big WTF. Big bullshit. Ote cu ce-mi *** timpu' .. :roll:)

Sickness Quotient: 48%

Congratulations! At a 48% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights

You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

Job Performance & Attitude

You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "If you can

Your Sickness Quotient of 84% is definitely something to worry about.

Sickness Quotient: 61%

Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 61% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights

Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

* Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.

Sickness Quotient: 43%

Congratulations! At a 43% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights

You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.

* Job Performance & Attitude

You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

fara comentarii

100 %

nici o surpriza

[*]Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "If you can

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 84%

Your Sickness Quotient of 84% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights

You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Singurul lucru care corespunde este acel motto...intr-adevar l-am spus de multe ori in gand.

In rest, un pic amuzant si atat.