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Nu cred ca e de luat in serios... dar asa, de amuzament... :beee:

 

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Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 96%

WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 96% is very disturbing.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

 

Edited by Sarah N....

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Calitatea acestui test e execrabila :beee:

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Test Results

 

Sickness Quotient: 58%

Your Sickness Quotient" of 58% is hardly cause for concern.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights:

You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

Job Performance & Attitude:

You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket

Personality Insight:

Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

 

:cry: :roll: :beee: :doh:

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Sickness Quotient: 68%

Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 68% is a little worriesome.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

 

Interpersonal Insights

Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

 

 

Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

 

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep :)

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Sickness Quotient: 71%

Your Sickness Quotient of 71% indicates therapy may be useful.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

 

Interpersonal Insights

You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

 

 

Job Performance & Attitude

You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

 

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody's watching." That' just stupid. Get a better motto.

 

 

Totusi...unele optiuni de raspuns pe care le aveai..erau de-a dreptul ridicole.

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Sickness Quotient: 71%

Your Sickness Quotient of 71% indicates therapy may be useful.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

* Interpersonal Insights

You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

 

* Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.

 

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.

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Sickness Quotient: 75%

Your Sickness Quotient of 75% indicates therapy may be useful.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

 

Interpersonal Insights

You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

 

 

Job Performance & Attitude

Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket

 

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.

 

:cheer:

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Test Results

 

 

Sickness Quotient: 42%

Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

 

Interpersonal Insights

You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

 

 

Job Performance & Attitude

Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

 

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.

:cheer:

Edited by Doctor Love

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Test Results

 

 

Sickness Quotient: 78%

Your Sickness Quotient of 78% indicates therapy may be useful.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

 

Interpersonal Insights

You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

 

 

Job Performance & Attitude

Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

 

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

:cheer: :roll: :o:

Vrajeala.

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