Nu cred ca e de luat in serios... dar asa, de amuzament...
Rezultatele mele (nu sunt adevarate):
Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 96%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 96% is very disturbing.
Detailed Diagnosis
Început de @anyry, Mar 28 oct 2008 · 31 răspunsuri · 16.222 vizualizări
Nu cred ca e de luat in serios... dar asa, de amuzament...
Rezultatele mele (nu sunt adevarate):
Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 96%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 96% is very disturbing.
Detailed Diagnosis
Editat Mar 28 oct 2008 21:07
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Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 58%
Your Sickness Quotient" of 58% is hardly cause for concern.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights:
You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.
Job Performance & Attitude:
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket
Personality Insight:
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.
:cry: :roll:

Sickness Quotient: 70%
Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 70% is a little worriesome.
Sickness Quotient: 68%
Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 68% is a little worriesome.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.
Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep :)
Sickness Quotient: 71%
Your Sickness Quotient of 71% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.
Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody's watching." That' just stupid. Get a better motto.
Totusi...unele optiuni de raspuns pe care le aveai..erau de-a dreptul ridicole.
Sickness Quotient: 71%
Your Sickness Quotient of 71% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
* Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.
* Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.
* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.
Sickness Quotient: 75%
Your Sickness Quotient of 75% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.
Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.

Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 42%
Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.
Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.

Editat Vin 30 ian 2009 11:21
Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 78%
Your Sickness Quotient of 78% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.
Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.
:roll: 
Vrajeala.