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Început de dorinand, Vin 23 ian 2004 · 6.918 răspunsuri · 616.421 vizualizări
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Viata ta e mai importanta decat serviciul tau!...
Omul ala oricum nu mai avea viata personala, era MORT din acest punct de vedere. PACAT!
E de ras... dar si de plans! (Raso-Plans)
Morala: NU Faceti Si Voi!
Let-sa Learn Englis!
Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What-sa happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that-sa what I want to canow.
Condoleeza : - But that-sa what I-m telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that-sa what I-m ascaing you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow-sa name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' ascaing me for?
Condoleeza : - I-m telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I-m ascaing you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That-sa the man-sa name.
George B. : - That-sa who-sa name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
(Pause.)
George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That-sa correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
(Pause. Crumples paper)
George B. : - Condi, you-re starting to piss me off now, and it-sa not -cause you-re blacca neither. I need to canow the name of the new leader of China. So why don-te you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - caofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thancas. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want caofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don-te want caofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milca. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - caofi?
George B. : - Milca! Will you please macae that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - caofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi piccas up the phone.)
Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we sould send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don-te canow.
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