Umor pe mess

Ma uitai si eu acu prin lista sa vad daca gasesc vrun status interesant sau neinteresant pe la cineva

E unu care are: "te uiti ca si prostu la status pt ca este albastru"........s-a exprimat gresit

- Nature is calling and I'm answering!

- ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ

If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.

- I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. if your smart, you'll figure out which one it is.

- I would talk to you but my mom told me never to talk wih my mouth full.

- My stomach is growling and I'm answering.

- Did you ever realize that whenever people tell you they are on a diet they are eating or getting ready to eat? Be Right Back, I'm On a Diet....

- My stomach was crying and grumbling and it was making me guilty so, I went to the fridge to cheer it up.

- I'm doing that thing. You know, the one where you pick the food up, put it in your mouth, swallow it, then repeat the process until the stomach hurts.

- Statistics say that people who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.

- God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for this food.

- I am not here right now so leave a message and it will be deleted once it was received.

- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

- I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

- I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.

- I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab

- Hi, this is No One, and No One is here right now, so No One will be back soon.

- Hi. This is (YOUR SCREEN NAME)'s computer...he/she is away, but I'm open for suggestions!

- I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!

- Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!

- WARNING: Cannot locate away message, please restart your computer and try back in 365 days.

- Lost...

- Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?

Message:

This away message with self-destructed in:

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- Sorry, gotta go, I'm catching Bin Laden.

- I'm not here...................................Or here___________________________or here.........................................................................or here.

- You know how some people have those really cool away messages. You know, the ones that make you laugh until you want to cry? The kind that other people wanna have so they copy it from you and put it on their away message? Well, this isn't one of those kinds of away messages.

- I'm cleaning my room right now. Help, the giant dust bunnies are attacking!

- I have to clean my room because my computer is somewhere under my bed.

- I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

- Cleaning my room, I'll be back in a few weeks.

- I've been hypnotized by the washing machine.

- Loading......

- I'm not here right now, but if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone.

- They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

- People actually want to talk to me?! I feel so loved. ;-)

- I'm thinking of something to do... Any ideas? 'Cause you know it's hard to think without a brain...

- Me chinese, me no dumb, me kick %n in the bum! They go pfff! I go ZOOM! That's how I got home so soon!

- You've reached my house of insanity. I'm sorry but I can't answer your message right now cause I'm not right in the head and think I'm a cat. I'll get back to you as soon as I stop chasing invisible bugs. Oh! There's another!

- Repitition is a sign of stupidity. Repitition is a sign of stupidity. Repitition is a sign of stupidity. Repitition is a sign of stupidity.

- Like a fat girl in a dodgeball game, I'm out.

....o sa mai pun, da' nu vreau sa fie post-ul prea lung... :D...sper sa va plak

am niste smile sa vedem daca si apar... iata semnele:

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Nu. Si renunt la restul

Catalin_Pop a scris:

Ca tot veni vorba de smileys ... am incercat si eu , o singura data sa deschid un site care imi promitea noi smiley-uri pentru yahoo messenger, dar cand am vrut sa instalez , am observat ca era nevoie sa instalez si nu stiu cate toolbar-uri ...ceea ce m-a facut sa renunt urgent

Sweet YM nu? :rot: ...l`am avut si eu

asta imi place cel mai mult

"dama de companie.am si lesa"

;) :) :P :( :) :) :P :)

pe astea le folosesc des :)

Pai , sa vad si eu niste smileyuri care imi plac dintre cele de la roportal:

incurabil romantic searching filthy whore

If you have 2 balls you're a man. If you have 4 balls don't think you're superman! Somebody's f***ing you

i am free of all prejudices. i hate everyone equally