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Ca tot veni vorba de smileys ... am incercat si eu , o singura data sa deschid un site care imi promitea noi smiley-uri pentru yahoo messenger, dar cand am vrut sa instalez , am observat ca era nevoie sa instalez si nu stiu cate toolbar-uri ...ceea ce m-a facut sa renunt urgent ;)

;), stiu. Nici eu nu m-am aventurat mai departe.

Si eu am fost tentat, e plin de reclame la smileycentral. Dar faptul este asa de promovat cand de fapt este un seviciu gratuit mi-a dat de gandit.

Am primit cateva mail-uri de la cunoscutii pline de reclame la smileycentral. Probabil ei nici nu stiu ca fiecare mesaj contine fara voia lor reclame.

periculos cu spam-ul asta ... am o adresa de yahoo care o folosesc cand trebuie sa dau adresa de mail pe net si una care o folosesc doar pentru corespondenta privata, care am incercat sa n-o pomenesc niciodata pe net, si cu toate astea am inceput sa primesc spam. asta e .... Ca sa nu mai vorbesc ca pe postmaster, care este un cont catch-all la netbizplus.de, primesc o gramada de spam-uri pe adrese care nici nu exista si n-au fost inregistrate niciodata niciunde, de ex: [email protected]. asta e....

Dictionar smiley

Basic Smileys

:)) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or jocaing statement since we can-te hear voice inflection over e-mail.

;-) Wincay smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remarca. More of a "don-te hit me for what I just said" smiley.

:)( Frowning smiley. User did not licae that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a `;)(' but not quite as good as a `:))'.

;)> User just made a really biting sarcastic remarca. Worse than a `;-)'.

>;)> User just made a really devilis remarca.

>;-> Wincay and devil combined. A very lewd remarca was just made.

Widely used Smileys

(-: User is left handed.

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.

:*) User is drunca.

[:] User is a robot.

8-) User is wearing sunglasses.

B:-) Sunglasses on head.

::)) User wears normal glasses.

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.

8:-) User is a little girl.

;))-8 User is a Big girl.

;){) User has a mustache.

;){} User wears lipsticca.

{;)) User wears a toupee.

};)( Toupee in an updraft.

;)[ User is a vampire.

:-E Buccatoothed vampire.

:-F Buccatoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

:-7 User juust made a wry statement.

:-* User just ate something sour.

:-)~ User drools.

:-~) User has a cold.

:'-( User is crying.

:'-) User is so happy, sa/he is crying.

:-@ User is screaming.

:-# User wears braces.

:^) User has a brocaen nose.

:v) User has a brocaen nose, but it-sa the other way.

:_) User-sa nose is sliding off of his face.

:<) User is from an Ivy League School.

:-& User is tongue tied.

=:-) User is a hosehead.

-:-) User is a punca roccaer.

-:-( Real punca roccaers don-te smile.

:=) User has two noses.

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.

`:-) User saved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

,:-) Same thing...other side.

|-I User is asleep.

|-O User is yawning/snoring.

:-Q User is a smocaer.

:-? User smocaes a pipe.

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least).

:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.

:-sa User just made an incoherent statement.

:-de User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User-sa lips are sealed.

:-C User is really bummed.

<|-) User is Chinese.

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn-te licae these caind of jocaes.

:-/ User is scaeptical.

C=:-) User is a chef.

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.

:-o Uh oh!

(8-o It-sa Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smiley.

3:[ Mean Pet smiley.

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator.

:-9 User is liccaing his/her lips.

%-6 User is braindead.

[:-) User is wearing a walcaman.

(:I User is an egghead.

<:-I User is a dunce.

ca:pe User is a little caid with a propeller beenie.

@:-) User is wearing a turban.

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.

.-) User only has one eye.

,-) Ditto...but he-sa wincaing.

X-( User just died.

8 :-) User is a wizard.

-=* :-) User is a TeX wizard.

Midget Smileys

A lot of these can be typed without noses to macae midget smileys.

:) Midget smiley.

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.

=) Variation on a theme...

:} What sould we call these? (what?)

:) Happy.

;) What?

:@ What?

:dee Laughter.

:I Hmmm...

:( Sad.

:[ Real Downer.

:< What?

:{ What?

:o Yelling.

:C What?

:Q What?

:,( Crying.

[] Hugs and ...

:* caisses.

|I Asleep.

^o Snoring.

Mega Smileys

C=}>;*{)) A drunca, devilis chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

}:^#}) Updrafted busy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.

Usenet Smileys

In some Usenet articles you might also find these smileys which form a certain "dialect" developed and used in this most creative environment.

~~:-( Net.flame

O |-) Net.religion

8 :-I Net.unix-wizards

X-( Net.suicide

E-:-I Net.ham-radio

Emotional Smileys

:-) ha ha

|-) hee hee

|-de ho ho

:-> hey hey

:-( boo hoo

:-I hmmm

:-O oops

:-pe nyahhhh!

Stiti mesajele alea de pe yahoo mess enervante de la contactele din listele noastre?

Din timp in timp se mai nimeresc si unele haioase rau care ne amuza (msaje,linca-uri..etc)

Postati aici cand gasiti un mesaj care merit ca sa se mai amuze si altii

O sa incep eu :cry: http://www.caterinca.ro/farasto/natura.html"

pe.sa. atentie imaginile nu sunt recomandate minorilor

asta da natura...:pee

Mama natura.. ::crazy::.. pe alocuri tata natura.. :)

Hmmm...urata femeie!!!