Umor pe mess

Vacutele fericite dau cel mai bun lapte :P

"pierdut shiret....ofer recompensa pt cine-l gaseshte"

s-a constatat ca in aces moment un handicapat ciiteste statusul meu....vai si cati am in lista ^^

obsrev intr-o zi ca un tip isi pune statusu ceva de genu "in (nu mai stiu ce) cu sarmanii miserupisti..." la care altul care vede asta isi pune statusu "sarman miserupist"

obsrev intr-o zi ca un tip isi pune statusu ceva de genu "in (nu mai stiu ce) cu sarmanii miserupisti..." la care altul care vede asta isi pune statusu "sarman miserupist"

P.S. cine poate sami dea si mie programul ala cu penisu mic? [email protected]

Buy me a cup of coffee

Yay,56 fete on

Sunte-ti buni , nu stiu de unde le scoate-ti dar sunt super , sper k nu v-a suparati pe mine dak va plagiez , hai k va dau si eu cateva

Did I disappoint you or let you down?

Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?

'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,

Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.

So I took what's mine by eternal right.

Took your soul out into the night.

It may be over but it won'

The population is greatly decreased.

And now the odds are greatly increased.

That i may someday get a chance,

to kiss her lips.

I thank the Lord each day,

for the Apocalypse...

There are 4 questions of value in life

What is sacred?

Of what is the spirit made of?

What is worth living for?

What is worth dying for?

The answer to each is the same...

i hope u enjoy it !

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when somebody annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&!

That's my favorite... :flowers:

E cam veche,dar frumoasa