What would you do if..

I would have cooled off.

...if your brother were a gay?

... it would be impossible ....because I have a ..sister

....your husband would be a gay ?

That's the perfect blackmail scenario! I would spend my holidays on some fancy island, I guess! Unless he wants everyone to know ...

...you found a kitty at your doorstep?

It wouldn't be the first time when would happen. I'd take her home.

... cats would eat ...grass ?

They do, there's nothing I can do about that...

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... were invited at a party in the last minute, but had nothing proper to wear?

(dumb girlish question, i know; won' t happen again, i hope... )

i don't believe in 'proper', so i'd go if i wanted to go

... your trousers would tear at your butt in the middle of a busy street?

I'd probably laugh my ass out, since it is out already...

... your best friend asked you to babysit her/his totally spoiled and annoying child?

:) :( as long as they're ok with finding him bound up and gagged... sure... no prob... that's what friends are for... :think: ;) O:)

... you'd be the only sober person left at a party?

I'd have gone home and hit the pillow.

...if you were Michael Jackson?

i'd get a new plastic surgery

....if you were a drug addict?