What would you do if..

wwwwwWHAT? Are you ok? :)

Fortunately, I'm a woman, so being raped by another woman is not so bad; hope she's hot, though... :)

What would you do if suddenly everybody around you started to speak in a language that you don't understand?

cool, i wouldn't have to listen anymore

... someone insisted on debating with you on an issue that to you seems obvious?

i would probably turn the conversation into an endlss chain of jokes and stuff because i can't be serious for two seconds especialy if i sense a weak mind

..if brad pitt/angelina jolie came to you and said : take me now hot stuff :)

I'd just ignore them! I'm serious!

...if you were me? :roll:

i'd say to brad pitt : come here, you sexy thing :roll:

...if all your friends would tell you that you're crazy? :-

I'd tell them why I'm in that mood.

... you'd live in India ?

I'd have lived in an ashram.

...if you were gay?

I'd cover my eyes with my hand when I'd see a ..man.

... you were bald ?

Paid for an implant.

...if you were a saint?

Hmmmm, it would take me too long to write , what would I do.

... you were mad at someone ?