Everything goes

extern popoarilii iuropa!! iar isi scot ochii pe niste teme de caca... my ladies, instead of war let's make babies

Diela a scris:

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Da cum sa nu se poata ? Vorbeste in ce coduri vrea inimoara ta Dielutza.

uh ah... my blood pressure just went up!!

fast_motion a scris:

My secondary fone just gave up, so i started using a low end colored lcd samsung that i got for free last time i bought a 32GB microSD card (...)

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Ce ti-e si cu fonurile astea.

Fonu ca fonu! Dar telefon ca bonus la un card?

nu vreau a scris:

Fonu ca fonu! Dar telefon ca bonus la un card?

Asa e culmea bonusurilor.

Ah read somewhere everything goes - does me Dundonian go as well, eh? Ah wish ye luck then. :) Ah hope ye can tollerate a weegee ccent as well.

This man's fu****g brilliant. No other comedian will ever beat that, and the recording must be 30 years auld.

The Kirkaldy linoleum joke, ye piss yerself hearing that, every single time. F... brilliant.