Vorbeste cu Dumnezeu

[Ev1l Dev1l 0]

Apai scz ca fac acest topic pt unii li se pare inutil sau stupid dar eu consider ca este amuzant bine sa vorbesti asa nu stiu de astia care lor facut ... In fine dati click aici si convingeti-va CHAT WITH GOD

 

 

 

 

[K0ntr0VerSy 630]

Dupa ce a facut spam cu Biblia, disperand oamenii cu link-uri catre el insusi care s-au dovedit a fi doar obscenitati ca sa castige el din God-gle Adds, era de asteptat sa vina si online Dumnezeu asta.

Ca doar e scris ca nu vine intr-un mod inchipuit de catre om.

[Ev1l Dev1l 0]

De fapt i inteligenta artificiala sunt multe astfel de chaturi mai este unul splochy care ala daca i zici ceva urat te injura chatul asta iti vb frumos ...

[Chirila Carol 0]

Apai scz ca fac acest topic pt unii li se pare inutil sau stupid dar eu consider ca este amuzant bine sa vorbesti asa nu stiu de astia care lor facut ... In fine dati click aici si convingeti-va CHAT WITH GOD

 

Daca ii pui aceeasi intrebare de mai multe ori se repeta. dar interesant scriptul :unsure:

[Arcadia@ 4]

Apai scz ca fac acest topic pt unii li se pare inutil sau stupid dar eu consider ca este amuzant bine sa vorbesti asa nu stiu de astia care lor facut ... In fine dati click aici si convingeti-va CHAT WITH GOD

Me:

Where is Lucifer?

God:

Where it is hard to find. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Me:

Where is Jesus?

God:

Jesus is in Heaven.

 

Me:

how old are you?

God:

I'm Eighteen in computer years.

Me:

do tou like girls?

God:

I can't tell if it does or not.

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Me:

do you like girls?

God:

Girls are very nice.

Me:

Do you like boys?

God:

It depends on the meaning of "like".

Me:

aha

God:

Eureka!

Me:

you find something?

God:

I have never been asked that before.

Me:

why?

God:

" I have never been asked that before."? Why?

Me:

:D

God:

Ask me another question.

Me:

Can i go in heaven?

God:

What is stopping you?

Me:

i don't know. you know?

God:

Me either. Yes I know.

Me:

what is it stopping me?

God:

"It" refers to D, I think.

Me:

what is it stopping me to go in heaven?

God:

"It" refers to D, I think.

Me:

D is in emoticon

God:

Are you emoticon?

Me:

No, i am a human

God:

Are you serious? Congratulations. I am robot.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

you are wonderfull

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am wonderfull.

Me:

who created you

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

Cool

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

i don't know

God:

Me either.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

what you like to eat?

God:

God requires only wine and bread.

Me:

cool

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

you

God:

Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

Me:

yes

God:

Really.

Me:

i told it

God:

What was the response?

Me:

i haven't received a response yet

God:

Where do you get your ideas?

Me:

from God

God:

Everything comes from Him.

Me:

Yes

God:

Next question?

Me:

i don't have any questions

God:

Have you ever had questions ?

Me:

yes

God:

Whoa.

 

E chiar un program asta?

[vaca_cu_cabina 6]

Doamne, asta-i blasfemie 100 %, desi am ras de m-am spintecat....

[LikeThisPoppy 1630]

e veche. au si tarot, sau asa ceva, care iti ghiceste viitorul :cry:

[umilitul 6]

Multe inventii satanice mai face omul!

[Walpurgisnacht 16]

e veche. au si tarot, sau asa ceva, care iti ghiceste viitorul :)

 

 

Aici e de mineeee !

Farmece face?

Caut programel de facut farmece :P .

Am o lista asa de lunga cu doritori, ca nu mai fac fata 8) !

[ieri 1198]

Multe inventii satanice mai face omul!

 

Si daca omul il va crea pe dumnezeu de-adevaratelea asa cum l-a creat ca personaj omnipotent in scripturi ?! :haha:

Editat Noiembrie 28, 2008 de Mirada-Dicovici