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Louis i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

 

Here's looking at you, kid!

-Casablanca-

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Afterall, tomorrow is another day

-Gone with the wind-

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Fuhgidabowtit!

-Donnie Brasco-

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Explain this to me like I'm a 6 years old

-Philadelphia-

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Attica! Attica!

-Dog Day Afternoon-

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It's my heart, and its broken.

 

Can you ever forgive me?

Don't you know me at all?

-Great Expectations-

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The Navy Diver is not a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost underwater, he finds it. If it's sunk, he brings it up. If it's in the way, he moves it. If he's lucky, he will die young, 200 feet beneath the waves, for that is the closest he'll ever get to being a hero.

 

A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passerbyers will think he is an officer

-Men of Honor-

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If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.

-Italian Job-

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You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?

-Training Day-

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In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

 

Say hello to my little friend!

-Scarface-

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I'll be watching you!

-Meet the Parents-

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Mai erau, dar mai revin. Am scris ce mi-a placut mie.

 

 

Si ultimul pe lista, cu voia dvs si in mod special pentru cineva care sunt convins ca ar savura topicul:

 

 

Silence! I KILL YOU!

-Akhmed, the Dead Terrorist-

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"kyle: i think i know the answer mr garrison

cartman: i think i know the answer mr garrison.

kyle: shut up fat boy.

cartman: don't call me fat you fucking jew

mr garrison: eric, did you just say the f word?

cartman: jew?

kyle: no. he means fuck. you can't say fuck in school you fucking fat ass!"

:P

south park bigger, longer and uncut.

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Silence! I KILL YOU!

-Akhmed, the Dead Terrorist-

 

hm ... amator de Ahmed ? :P

 

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

(The Big Lebowski )

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-Have I ever told you that i love you?

-No.

-I do.

-Still?

-Always.

 

Indecent proposal

Editat de Amarena

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Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

The Dude: 'Scuse me?

Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

The Dude: I was talking about my rug.

Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?

The Dude: You mean coitus?

 

tot Lebowski ... :P

 

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George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

 

Cosmo Kramer: Yo Yo Ma !

 

Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.

Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

 

Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

 

George Costanza: They forgot my bread.

Jerry: [under his breath] Just forget it. Let it go.

George Costanza: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.

Soup Nazi: Bread - $2 extra.

George Costanza: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.

Soup Nazi: You want bread?

George Costanza: Yes, please.

Soup Nazi: $3!

George Costanza: What?

Soup Nazi: No soup for you!

 

nu spun de unde :alien:

 

 

pt seraph & kontro (South Park & Scarface )

 

Mr. Garrison: [during the school talent show] And now, performing select readings from the movie Scarface, Eric Cartman!

Eric Cartman: [imitating Tony Montana] What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."

Editat de -olivia-

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hm ... amator de Ahmed ? :jester:

Dupa ce ti-am dat link-ul cu Akhmed pe Chat, ma intrebi daca sunt amator, ha?

pt seraph & kontro (South Park & Scarface )

 

Mr. Garrison: [during the school talent show] And now, performing select readings from the movie Scarface, Eric Cartman!

Eric Cartman: [imitating Tony Montana] What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."

Which one am I.

 

 

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Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

 

Jack? Jack is dead, my friend.

[steps into the light]

You can call me... Joker.

And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

 

Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!

 

The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!

 

 

Eckhardt, think about the future!

 

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

 

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

 

 

 

Batman - unul din favoritele mele, singurul 'batman' reusit.

Editat de K0ntr0VerSy#12

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din cauza "de lene de scris" am ales varianta..

nu este doar un citat..in fine

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o capodopera a filmului romanesc.

Editat de newtask

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