Weather

Well... let's see:

Temperature: 4.5 on my beer + 15 in the air, that makes 37.5, right?

Humidity: bottom up! 100%, God damn it!

Dew point: what's the point?!

Wind: there's no wind, my pee went straight down, as it should do.

Pressure: just a little too often, but it's because of bloody beer.

Visibility: I can't see shit. Where am I?!

The sky is covered with my green hat.

I have no elevation from the ground. The ground is safe.

gargbird a scris:

I have no elevation from the ground. The ground is safe.

But however, you still have to shout: "mayday, mayday, mayday !!!" because Sunday is...May Day, i.e. May the 1^st.

:)

Temperature: 20