What would you do if..

i'd be happy

..if you would have to sell all your books?

I'd think to sell everything else instead.

... you'd be a plumber ?

i'd do a very bad job :D

..if you'd be a vip?

I'd retire.

... you'd get married next year ?

i'd probably be out of my mind

..if one of your collegues would hit on you?

hit ? :D

... you'd find a cat on the street ?

nothing..

...if you'd find out a big secret?

I'd keep it so.

... you would not be able to sleep one week ?

I'd see a doctor.

...if God appeared in front of you?

I'd die. None can see God and live after.

... you'd be a muslim ?