What would you do if..

She wouldn't have any reason for that.

... if you would be "you know how" again ?

the same thing i do now

..if you'd wake up and a thief would be inside your house?

I'd ask him a cigarette. :P

... if you'd smoke ?

i'd throw myself on the window

..if he'd point a gun to you?

Then , I'd ask him two cigarettes. :P

... you'd speak chinese ?

i'd go to china :P

...if he wouldn't smoke?

Then , I wouldn't smoke. After all , I'm not a big smoker ; maybe a cigarette in a day.

... you were over 20 of age ?

nothing different than what i'm doing now

..if you'd have to cook something new?

I'd burn it. :P

... you'd be married ?

i'd probably have children

..if someone would give you a fluffy heart? :P