Favourite quotes

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

TIM ALLEN

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."

"Let God's promises shine on your problems." [Corrie Ten Boom]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. (Groucho Marx)

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. (Sir James Dewar)

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. (Samuel Butler)

Perseverance is not a long race: it is many short races one after the other.

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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

BILL MAHER

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." - G.K. Chesterton

"God sends meat and the devil sends cooks." - Thomas Deloney

"Love all. Trust a few. Do wrong to none." - W. Shakespeare

Animation is not the art of drawings that move but the art of movements that are drawn.

"The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear."

"Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays." [s