Favourite quotes

Earth laughs in flowers.

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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

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"Whenever you fall, pick something up."[Oswald Avery]

“Everything is always created twice, first in the mind and then in reality.”

“You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal.” – Zig Ziglar

Good deeds give a chance to have good neighbors.

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"Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow."[benjamin Disraeli]

In memory of one of the greatest stand-up comedians in America: George Carlin(1937-2008):

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

I am not concerned about all hell breaking loose,but that a PART of hell will break loose...it'll be much harder to detect.

Inside every cynical person,there is a disappointed idealist.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

You know an odd feeling?Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Not only do I not know what's going on,I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.