This is starting to get really funny. I can't be bothered with screenshots (the email is too long anyway) so I'll just copy and paste.
"Dear Gary , I acknowledge with gladness receipt of your message that you have already sent an application to the Bank, you should take heart for the dead of your Dogs. (...)
I need you as a life time business/investment partner whom I can confide more information and other hidden assets to my late Father. I want to be a silent partner believing that you will never betray the trust i have for you, as for me, i promise to always be faithful,sincere and honest.You will never in your life regret your partnership relationship with me."
The "bank" also replied with a long email, letting me know they would be in a board meeting to "organise the transaction". But the funniest part by far was this:
"This email and any attachments are confidential and are intended solely for the addressee. If you are not the addressee tell the sender immediately and destroy it. Do not open, read, copy, disclose, use or store it in any way, or permit others to do so. This message was sent to you through our automatic message loading system but due to poor internet network this message might enters in the SPAM/JUNK folder. Emails are not secure and may suffer errors, viruses, delay, interception, and amendment. Bank Of Africa and its subsidiaries do not accept liability for damage caused by this email and may monitor email traffic."
I'm sure they'll "monitor my email traffic", after they couldn't even check that I lived in a cemetery and my phone number was the booking office of a prison.