Anyone wants a dog for a pet? I don't have a photo, unfortunately, but I can give you an accurate description based on its vicious, incredibly annoying, high-pitch paint-peeling barks, which it keeps up for hours at a time.
The offer is on until midnight. I was thinking of poisoning it. However, just to be on the safe side, I'll hop over the fence at midnight, choke it with my bare hands, and prepare a delicious winter salami from it.
Any takers? (please mention in your application whether you're interested in the living filthy little beast or the processed product).
