reminds me of a joke:
there was a match between heaven and hell. all the angels were assured they would win. you think so?, said the chief of the devils' gallery? of course, replied the angels. all the best football players are in heaven, with us. yeah, grinned the devil... but the referees are all at our place.
suplhur, brimstone and.... noise. it musy be pretty loud down there with all the sinners screaming in agony 
