Abbie M. 6295 Raportează post Postat Iulie 6, 2010 (editat) they're not so funny nor witty,the jokes.but still,the Irish are as dum as a bucket full of hair. Well here's a lovely song for ye lad... And as I came home on a Sunday night, as drunk as a drunk could be, I saw a man runnin' out the door with his breeks about his knee; I called the wife and I said to her, ''Will ye kindly tell to me Who was that man runnin' out the door with his breeks aboout his knee?'' ''Ah, ye're drunk, ye're drunk, ye silly old fool, and still ye cannot see, That was the tax collector that the queen sent to me'', ''Well manys a day I travelled, a hundred miles or more, But an Englishman that could last till three I never saw before !'' :lol: Editat Iulie 6, 2010 de Finnian 1 Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Abbie M. 6295 Raportează post Postat Septembrie 13, 2010 I didn't think you would. Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Co||Co 0 Raportează post Postat Septembrie 13, 2010 I didn't get it... Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Aedrius R.J 3543 Raportează post Postat Octombrie 16, 2010 Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up! Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Aedrius R.J 3543 Raportează post Postat Octombrie 18, 2010 Q: What is a 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. 1 Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Aedrius R.J 3543 Raportează post Postat Octombrie 21, 2010 A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination." Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Aedrius R.J 3543 Raportează post Postat Noiembrie 5, 2010 Kurt Metzger: Mayan Calendar and 2012 Why would they know the end of the world? They didn't have any pants. Did you know that? They didn't have the invention of pants. You think you can crack the secrets of the universe but not the secret of pockets? They just made a lot of calendars and they never said it's the end of the world -- goofy white people made that up. Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri