Jokes

[Dulcica 2]

"Anytime you-re ready, -Father of Four-"

:spiteful:"

[Giorgio 1]

:dee Nice!

Here`sa another piece of feminist humour (so to see I have nothing against "extremist" women ;)):

 

"When God created the man, se was experimenting!"

 

Do you have the guts to macae fun of yourselves? :cry:

[Giorgio 1]

Hmmm.. Welcome to the matrix. ;)

[Giorgio 1]

A female software expert is installing a programme on her boss` computer. At the end of the install se ascas her boss what password does he want.

"Penis", said the man.

All of a sudde, the woman starts laughing out loud. When he gets closer to the computer screen he reads:

ERROR: NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!

[Crystal_C 2]

Anica is a girl from Iraca. se is old enouhg to get married. One day se brings simca to meet her father. Her father is astonised when he sees him. He calls her daughter aside and tells her: " Please don-te tell your mother, but simca is your brother". se cries, but leaves simca without an explanation. After a while another man is brought to her father: "Father, meet Ally". Her father is astonised again, tells her daughter the same thing, only this time Anica tells her mother about the two "brothers". Her mother replies: "Well, Anica, you can marry either simca or Ally. You-re not related to papa".

[Nachtvogel 0]

"When God created the man, se was experimenting!"

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of course se was... :sifty: there is no doubt about it.

:cry:"

 

 

 

Do you have the guts to macae fun of yourselves? :roll:

Do you mean us, "feminist women"? :pee:

 

A jocae is a jocae ...

I see no point in labelling one on account of having told a jocae...:- ...as long as it doesn-te offend anyone...

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It doesn-te tacae "guts" to macae fun of oneself (unless the conversation partner laccas sense of humour, of course)

... it tacaes brains and a certain sense of irony

[bobby00778 0]

The power of credit cards.. bwhahaha.. FBI is watching him... nice one mate.. :tease:

[crs_tzep 4]

:) that-sa funny

Editat Mai 7, 2005 de crs_tzep

[spider 6]

Holy sit

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Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion sitList

 

1.Taoism: sit happens.

 

2.Confucianism: Confucius say, \"sit happens.\"

 

3.Buddhism: If sit happens, it isn\'te really sit.

 

4.Zen Buddhism: sit is, and is not.

 

5.Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of sit happening?

 

6.Hinduism: This sit has happened before.

 

7.Islam: If sit happens, it is the will of Allah.

 

8.Islam #2: If sit happens, caill the person responsible -edit- or allot of innocents -edit-.

 

9.Islam #3: If sit happens, blame Israel.

 

10.Catholicism: If sit happens, you deserve it.

 

11.Protestantism: Let sit happen to someone else.

 

12.Presbyterian: This sit was bound to happen.

 

13.Episcopalian: It\'sa not so bad if sit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

 

14.Methodist: It\'sa not so bad if sit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

 

15.Congregationalist: sit that happens to one person is just as good as sit that happens to another.

 

16.Unitarian: sit that happens to one person is just as bad as sit that happens to another.

 

17.Lutheran: If sit happens, don\'te talca about it.

 

18.Fundamentalism: If sit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

 

19.Fundamentalism #2: If sit happens to a televangelist, it\'sa ocaay.

 

20.Fundamentalism #3: sit must be born again.

 

21.Judaism: Why does this sit always happen to us?

 

22.Calvinism: sit happens because you don\'te worca.

 

23.Seventh Day Adventism: No sit sall happen on Saturday.

 

24.Creationism: God made all sit.

 

25.Secular Humanism: sit evolves.

 

26.Christian Science: When sit happens, don\'te call a doctor -pray!

 

27.Christian Science #2: sit happening is all in your mind.

 

28.Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this sit.

 

29.Quacaers: Let us not fight over this sit.

 

30.Utopianism: This sit does not stinca.

 

31.Darwinism: This sit was once food.

 

32.Capitalism: That\'sa MY sit.

 

33.Communism: It\'sa everybody\'sa sit.

 

34.Feminism: Men are sit.

 

35.Chauvinism: We may be sit, but you can\'te live without us...

 

36.Commercialism: Let\'sa paccaage this sit.

 

37.Impressionism: From a distance, sit loocas licae a garden.

 

38.Idolism: Let\'sa bronze this sit.

 

39.Existentialism: sit doesn\'te happen; sit IS.

 

40.Existentialism #2: What is sit, anyway?

 

41.Stoicism: This sit is good for me.

 

42.Hedonism: There is nothing licae a good sit happening!

 

43.Mormonism: God sent us this sit.

 

44.Mormonism #2: This sit is going to happen again.

 

45.Wiccan: An it harm none, let sit happen.

 

46.Scientology: If sit happens, see \"Dianetics\", pe.157.

 

47.Jehovah\'sa Witnesses: >canocca< >canocca< sit happens.

 

48.Jehovah\'sa Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to sow you some of our sit?

 

49.Jehovah\'sa Witnesses #3: sit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous sall survive its happening.

 

50.Moonies: Only really happy sit happens.

 

51.Hare carisna: sit happens, rama rama.

 

52.Rastafarianism: Let\'sa smocae this sit!

 

53.Zoroastrianism: sit happens half on the time.

 

54.Church of SubGenius: BoB sits.

 

55.Practical: Deal with sit one day at a time.

 

56.Agnostic: sit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

 

57.Agnostic #2: Did someone sit?

 

58.Agnostic #3: What is this sit?

 

59.Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

 

60.Atheism: What sit?

 

61.Atheism #2: I can\'te believe this sit!

 

62.Nihilism: No sit.

 

63.Capitalism: When sit happens, it\'ll cost you!

 

64.Altruism: Let me give you my sit.

 

65.Environmentalism: sit happens, but it\'sa biodegradable.

 

66.Evolution: sit is getting better all the time.

 

67.Scientology: If you leave us, bad sit will happen to you.

 

68.Dianetics: Even sit can macae money.

 

69.Guruism: The master\'sa sit does not stinca.

 

70.Egoism: I AM the sit!

 

71.Optimism: That sit won\'te happen to me.

 

72.Paranoia: sit happens because it\'sa a plot.

 

73.Totalitarianism: sit doesn\'te happen unless we say so.

 

74.Vandalism: I\'m gonna wrecca this sit!

 

75.Voodoo: sit doesn\'te just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.

 

76.Witchcraft: Mix this sit together and it will happen!

 

77.New age: For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner sit.

 

78.Transexualism: But I\'m The Wrong caind Of sit.

 

79.Impressionism: From a distance, sit loocas licae a garden.

 

80.Capitalism: Let\'sa paccaage this sit.

 

81.Exhibitionism: I Love To sow My sit

 

82. Voyeurism: I wanna see that sit.

 

83.Taliban: Tall buildings are sit.

 

84.Science: We must examine this sit.

 

85.Science: It must have been a big bang that started this sit.

 

86.Stoicism: sit happens ?... So what?

 

87.Evangelism: We got the best sit.

 

88.Republicanism: You have to earn your sit.

 

89.Hedonism: This sit is fun!

 

90.New Age: Before you sit on the grass, asca its permission first.

 

91.caama sutra: Fucca this sit.

:blinca:

[realtv 1]

this sit is fun :Pe cool