J0' 2 Raportează post Postat Octombrie 6, 2006 I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? The old man didn't bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." :) Girl and boy are in park.GIrl say,my arm is hurt.So boy kiss her arm.GIrl say,my neck is hurting me.So boy kiss her at neck.All that watch old man,and he say"hey boy,do you maybe cure hemorrhoids" Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
olegww 0 Raportează post Postat Octombrie 16, 2006 the Internet up to the end Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
aaa1234 8 Raportează post Postat Octombrie 16, 2006 :phone: ... :brunette: not funny Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Looop 0 Raportează post Postat Octombrie 16, 2006 The original one: http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Shadowdancer 4 Raportează post Postat Octombrie 16, 2006 yeah, which is funnier :brunette: btw... those russian guys should know that translation programs don't do a good job :phone: Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Crusher 2 Raportează post Postat Noiembrie 4, 2006 lol funny :doh: i liked more the 2nd link ! Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
J0' 2 Raportează post Postat Noiembrie 4, 2006 A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing!" Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Enki 25428 Raportează post Postat Noiembrie 13, 2006 Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just for a moment, think outside yourself... Outside this arena... Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A loud Irish voice from near the front pierces the moment... "Well, ya stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin', then!" 1 Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Shadowdancer 4 Raportează post Postat Noiembrie 17, 2006 Top Five Most Frivolous Cases Filed By New York City Prisoners Francis Hugh Smith claimed New York owed him US$10 million because faulty medical care caused amnesia that made him leave his work-release job and forget to return to prison. * Anthony Malloy sough "US$989 billion trillion" because he said prison guards beat up his jacket, which he was not wearing at the time. His case was dismissed. * Anthony Gill claimed secondhand cigarette smoke from other inmates caused him medical problems -- altho' he buys cigarettes from the prison commissary. * Jose Reyes wants US$1000 because the state made him eat vegetable diet loaf after he violated prison rules. He said he lost 450g. * Thomas Higgins sued the state for US$10,000 because a prison laundry machine broke and he claims a constitutional right to clean clothes and blankets. You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When... *Juan Valdez names his donkey after you *You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked *You grind your coffee beans in your mouth *You sleep with your eyes open *You have to watch videos in fast-forward *You lick your coffee pot clean *Your eyes stay open when you sneeze *The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse *You can type sixty words a minute with your feet *You can jump-start your car without cables *Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low" *You don't sweat, you percolate Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
Fluturel 566 Raportează post Postat Noiembrie 21, 2006 Harry is unable to perform sexually. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things. Nothing works; so the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." He throws a white powder in a flame. There is a flash of billowing blue smoke. He says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. You say '123' and it will rise for as long as you wish." The guy asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is '1234 and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year." Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night, ready to surprise Joyce, he showers, shaves, and puts on an exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her, says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say '123' for?" And that is why you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition. Partajează acest post Link spre post Distribuie pe alte site-uri
