• The big test!

    Jokes

    An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of...

  • The Crook & The President

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    One Day The President was out jogging without his guards. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun. The masked man said "Give me all your money!" Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't...

  • The first pitch!

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    The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee's game. The row behind them is filed with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and wispers something into the Presidents's ear. Mr. Clinton pauses then grabs Hilary by the...

  • The Oil Crisis

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    There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple. nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is...

  • The Pope And Clinton

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    After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed. When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten...

  • The Prayer

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    A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President...

  • Watcha Gonna Be Son?

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    An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new grandson. The old man looks at his son and asks... "Son, have you found out what that boy of yers is gonna be yet when he grows up?" The man curls his eyebrows and asks "huh?" The old...

  • White House Ghosts

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    One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked - "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised...

  • 7Bin Laden's trip to the pearly gates!

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    After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from...

  • Bill, Hillary and Chelsea

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    Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One. Bill says to Hillary, "I could make a lot of people very happy if I threw 1 million $1 bills out of this plane." Hillary says, "Oh yeah, well I could make even more people happy if I...