Weathermen Are Nuts

From David Letterman - Monday, October 3, 1994 Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts 10. Every night, his forecast is: "It's raining men, hallelujah!" 9. Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes with him. 8. Uses expensive radar equipment to track Michelle Pfeiffer. 7. "Satellite photos" look suspiciously like Polaroids of a desk globe. 6. Appears to have the first spring robin in his mouth. 5. Seen checking into a Motel 6 with a half-inflated weather balloon. 4. Every night he says, "Lordy mama, it's gonna rain root beer tomorrow!" 3. The symbol on his weather map for an arctic cold front is a snowman giving the finger. 2. Looks a lot like this pinhead. (videotape of Dave in his TV weatherman days) 1. He's got a tropical storm in his pants.