Viagra soon to be marketed by Coke

A Pfizer Inc. spokesperson announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Coca Cola as a power beverage suitable for use 'as is' or as a mixer. Coke's proposed ad campaign claims:- "It will now be possible for men to pour themselves a stiff one." Obviously, we can no longer call this a 'soft drink'. This additive gives new meaning to the names of highballs, cocktails and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Coke will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount and Do".