Top 10 things you'll never hear a girl say

1) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends? 3) Great fart!! Rip another one! 4) Pet names are silly. I just call it my c*nt. 5) You should see the shit I just birthed. 6) I'd rather play Duke Nukem than go shopping. 7) Let's start subscribing to Hustler. 8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend? 9) I'll swallow it all. I love the taste of it! 10) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm buying.