The Recruits

Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection. "Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! " "Yes, sir" the young man answered. "Those shoes are really really ugly, right?" hollered the D.I again "Yes, sir!" "And that hair- dont they have barbershops where you came from?" "Yes, sir", answered the recruit. "So why didnt you get a haircut?" "I was saving up for shoes, sir!"