The good, bad, and ugly!

* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids * Bad: You can't find your birth control pills * Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them * Good: Your son studies a lot in his room * Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. * Ugly: You're in them * Good: Your husband understands fashion * Bad: He's a cross-dresser * Ugly: He looks better than you * Good: Your son's finally maturing * Bad: He's involved with the woman next door * Ugly: So are you * Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter * Bad: She keeps interrupting * Ugly: With corrections * Good: Your wife's not talking to you * Bad: She wants a divorce * Ugly: She's a lawyer * Good: The postman's early * Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 * Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas * Good: Your daughter got a new job * Bad: As a hooker * Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients * Way ugly: She makes more money than you do * Good: You're son is dating someone new * Bad: It's another man * Ugly: He's you're best friend * Good: You're wife is pregnant. * Bad: It's triplets * Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.