Oh Boy...more warning signs!

On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place" (why...a duh!) On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. (ah-ha! So that's what happened to my little sister!) On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test. (oh sure...now they tell me!) On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device. (aye matey...but the sharks love 'em!) On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake. On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker. On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony. (well that's just great...now what do I use!) On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2- shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97. (now you know WHY there was a Y2K bug!) On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms. On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium. (he-he...I gotta try this one!) On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting. On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only. On children's alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive. (hmmm...I think I'll test this one out on my nephews :)