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Q. Why did God give man a penis? A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up! Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for? A. Its Braille for "suck here." Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull? A. Lipstick. Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex? A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After 5 years your job will still suck. Q. How is a women like a condom? A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q.What's the difference between a '90's woman and a computer? A. A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.