New College Courses for Men...

New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women: 1... Combating Stupidity 2... You, Too, Can Do Housework 3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 4... How to Fill an Ice Tray 5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money 6... Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am 7... Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks") 8... Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception 9... Get a Life: Learn to Cook 10... How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong 11... Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right 12... Understanding Your Financial Incompetence 13... You: The Weaker Sex 14... Reasons to Give Flowers 15. How to Stay Awake After Sex 16... Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom 17... Garbage: Getting it to the Curb 18... You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try 19... The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower 20... I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please 21... How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet") 22... "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms 23... Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit 24... How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost 25... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency 26... Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex 27... Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes 28... Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too 29... Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home 30... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver 31... Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked") 32... Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works 33... The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary 34... Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary 35... Techniques of Calling Home 36... Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.