Naughty Emicons!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :o) and :o( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"? Here's a few: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_^^_) a bubble ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_o^^o_) a wise ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass