Men Are Like...

What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home. How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. Why do men like BMWs? They can spell it. What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Why are men and spray paint alike? One squeeze and they're all over you. Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds. Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay. Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men keep telling them that this |