Lifestyles of Men and Women

Women's Lifestyles Through the Ages AGE... DRINK 17... Winecoolers 25... White wine 35... Red wine 48... Dom Perignon 66... Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17... Need to wash my hair 25... Need to wash and condition my hair 35... Need to color my hair 48... Need to have Francois color my hair 66... Need to have Francois color my wig FAVORITE SPORT 17... shopping 25... shopping 35... shopping 48... shopping 66... shopping FAVORITE DRUG 17... shopping 25... shopping 35... shopping 48... shopping 66... shopping DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17... "Burger King" 25... "Free meal" 35... "A diamond" 48... "A bigger diamond" 66... "Home Alone" FAVORITE FANTASY 17... tall, dark and handsome 25... tall, dark and handsome with money 35... tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48... a man with hair 66... a man HOUSE PET 17... Muffy the cat 25... Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35... Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48... Children from his first marriage and Muffy theCat 66... Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the Cat WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17... 17 25... 25 35... 35 48... 48 66... 66 IDEAL DATE 17... He offers to pay 25... He pays 35... He cooks breakfast the next morning 48... He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66... He can chew breakfast ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men's Lifestyles Through the Ages DRINK at age... 17... Beer 25... Beer 35... Scotch 48... Double scotch 66... Maalox SEDUCTION LINE at age... 17... My parents are away for the weekend. 25... My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35... My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48... My wife is away for the weekend. 66... My second wife is dead. FAVORITE SPORT at age... 17... Sex 25... Sex 35... Sex 48... Sex 66... Napping FAVORITE DRUG at age... 17... Pot 25... Cocaine 35... Really good cocaine 48... Power 66... Advil DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE at age... 17... Cop a feel 25... Breakfast 35... She didn't set back my therapy 48... I didn't bump into her kids. 66... An actual erection FAVORITE FANTASY at age... 17... Thirdbase 25... Airplane sex 35... Menage a trois 48... Taking her company public 66... Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave HOUSE PET at age... 17... Roaches (to be burned later) 25... Old college roommate 35... Irish setter 48... Children from her first marriage 66... Barbi THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED at age... 17... 25 25... 35 35... 48 48... 66 66... 17 IDEAL DATE at age... 17... Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25... Split the check before we go back to my place 35... Just come over 48... Just come over and cook 66... Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank