Inventions By Blondes

-- The water-proof towel -- Glow in the dark sunglasses -- Solar powered flashlights -- Submarine screen doors -- A book on how to read -- Inflatable dart boards -- A dictionary index -- Mechanical Pencil sharpeners -- Powdered water -- Pedal-powered wheel chairs -- Waterproof tea bags -- Watermelon seed sorter -- Zero proof alcohol -- Reuseable ice cubes -- See-through toilet tissue -- Skinless bananas -- Do-it-yourself road map -- Turnip ice cream -- Toe implants -- An all white flag -- Rolls Royce pickup truck -- Helicopter Ejector Seat