I Didn't Even Know!

Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes." He paused. "I didn't even know she smoked!" The second drunk said... "I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn't even know she drank!" The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak.. "I can beat that! I went into my daughter's room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!" He paused... "I didn't even know she had a penis!!!"