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Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? I'm an imbecile and I vote Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? Grow your own dope, plant a man All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. All men are idiots...I married their king. Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.