Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore

-How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck. -Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box. -Why do elephants have wrinkles? Because they are so hard to iron. -Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed? Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning. -Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle? Because it doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. -Why do elephants wear sunglasses? So no one will recognize them. -Why are elephants such poor dancers? Because they have two left feet. -What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence. -Why can't elephants go swimming at the beach? Because they can't keep their trunks up.