Bagherra, la Mar 25 2010, 08:29 AM, a spus:

M-ai facut sa ma loghez! Cu ultima ta afirmatie...
Esti avocat? Scz...dar,stii cum se zice:"persoanele de fata,se exclud!" dar,ramine cum am stabilit!
Vorba lui Napoleon...
Oook! Teoretic,e cum zici tu.Stim si noi...numai ca" teoria,ca teoria...practica,ne omoara. "
Ca am experiente triste si in tara si in afara ei;de unde,trag concluzia ca naravurile nu au granite.
Iti explic maine de ce, ca acum postez pe fuga. In ce tara esti?
Stai linistita,a zis bine Napoleion.Nu e bine sa se ia omul pe sine insusi prea in serios all ze time.

Plus ca am auzit toate bancurile cu avocati si trebuie sa recunosc ca la unele am ras cu lacrimi.
Asa e,in teorie tot universul este un Da Vinci iar in practica Picasso de te apuca migrenele.
Profesez in Canada si presupun ca aici ajuta mult si faptul ca in unele branse predominant cele de drept civil cu specific in litigatii,firma care te reprezinta nu incaseaza nici un dolar inainte sau pe parcus.Se stabileste pretul lor in avans care este un anume procentaj din suma financiara pe care spera sa ti-o obtina,fie ca e caz de divort (necontestat si fara dispute de custodie a copiilor...astea merg repede),mostenire,despagubire,etc.
Daca nu-ti castiga cazul nu primesc nimic.Ca atare este in interesul reprezentantei sa "faca pe dracul in 4" ca sa te reprezinte bine si cu succes.
Daca suma obtinuta nu este cea anticipata,se renegociaza comisionul firmei care va fi considerabil redus.
O exceptie fac avocatii cu specializare in drept penal si cei din bransa civila din domeniul imobiliar.Pe aia ii platesti in avans si lichidare.Fereasca sfantul sa ai nevoie de un avocat "penal"

ca ti-a scos casa si budigaii la licitatie si nici macar nu-ti garanteaza ca nu vei primi chiftele cu prajina printre gratii.
Te las cu un banc care pe mine ma bagat sub masa.E in engleza,scuze...prea mult de tradus dar intelegi banui:
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well...
Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband,
"but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get f****d!"
Aceasta postare a fost editata de Nahreen: 24 March 2010 - 09:21 PM