[orvo]

[_cata]

Ca tot veni vorba de smileys ... am incercat si eu , o singura data sa deschid un site care imi promitea noi smiley-uri pentru yahoo messenger, dar cand am vrut sa instalez , am observat ca era nevoie sa instalez si nu stiu cate toolbar-uri ...ceea ce m-a facut sa renunt urgent

[orvo]

, stiu. Nici eu nu m-am aventurat mai departe.

[roportal]

Si eu am fost tentat, e plin de reclame la smileycentral. Dar faptul este asa de promovat cand de fapt este un seviciu gratuit mi-a dat de gandit.
Am primit cateva mail-uri de la cunoscutii pline de reclame la smileycentral. Probabil ei nici nu stiu ca fiecare mesaj contine fara voia lor reclame.

[orvo]

periculos cu spam-ul asta ... am o adresa de yahoo care o folosesc cand trebuie sa dau adresa de mail pe net si una care o folosesc doar pentru corespondenta privata, care am incercat sa n-o pomenesc niciodata pe net, si cu toate astea am inceput sa primesc spam. asta e .... Ca sa nu mai vorbesc ca pe postmaster, care este un cont catch-all la netbizplus.de, primesc o gramada de spam-uri pe adrese care nici nu exista si n-au fost inregistrate niciodata niciunde, de ex: 7hs093hs@netbizplus.de. asta e....

[orvo]

Dictionar smiley

Basic Smileys

) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or jocaing statement since we can-te hear voice inflection over e-mail.

;-) Wincay smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remarca. More of a "don-te hit me for what I just said" smiley.

( Frowning smiley. User did not licae that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a `(' but not quite as good as a `)'.

> User just made a really biting sarcastic remarca. Worse than a `;-)'.

>> User just made a really devilis remarca.

>;-> Wincay and devil combined. A very lewd remarca was just made.

Widely used Smileys

(-: User is left handed.

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.

:*) User is drunca.

[:] User is a robot.

8-) User is wearing sunglasses.

B:-) Sunglasses on head.

:) User wears normal glasses.

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.

8:-) User is a little girl.

)-8 User is a Big girl.

{) User has a mustache.

{} User wears lipsticca.

{) User wears a toupee.

}( Toupee in an updraft.

[ User is a vampire.

:-E Buccatoothed vampire.

:-F Buccatoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

:-7 User juust made a wry statement.

* User just ate something sour.

)~ User drools.

~) User has a cold.

:'-( User is crying.

:'-) User is so happy, sa/he is crying.

@ User is screaming.

# User wears braces.

:^) User has a brocaen nose.

:v) User has a brocaen nose, but it-sa the other way.

:_) User-sa nose is sliding off of his face.

:<) User is from an Ivy League School.

& User is tongue tied.

=) User is a hosehead.

-) User is a punca roccaer.

-( Real punca roccaers don-te smile.

:=) User has two noses.

+-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.

`) User saved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

,) Same thing...other side.

|-I User is asleep.

|-O User is yawning/snoring.

:-Q User is a smocaer.

? User smocaes a pipe.

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O ) User is an angel (at heart, at least).

` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.

:-sa User just made an incoherent statement.

:-de User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User-sa lips are sealed.

:-C User is really bummed.

<|-) User is Chinese.

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn-te licae these caind of jocaes.

/ User is scaeptical.

C=) User is a chef.

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

*<) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.

:-o Uh oh!

(8-o It-sa Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smiley.

3:[ Mean Pet smiley.

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-) User is a Ham radio operator.

:-9 User is liccaing his/her lips.

%-6 User is braindead.

[) User is wearing a walcaman.

(:I User is an egghead.

<:-I User is a dunce.

ca:pe User is a little caid with a propeller beenie.

@) User is wearing a turban.

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.

.-) User only has one eye.

,-) Ditto...but he-sa wincaing.

X-( User just died.

8 ) User is a wizard.

-=* ) User is a TeX wizard.

Midget Smileys

A lot of these can be typed without noses to macae midget smileys.

Midget smiley.

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.

=) Variation on a theme...

:} What sould we call these? (what?)

Happy.

What?

:@ What?

:dee Laughter.

:I Hmmm...

Sad.

:[ Real Downer.

:< What?

:{ What?

:o Yelling.

:C What?

:Q What?

:,( Crying.

[] Hugs and ...

:* caisses.

|I Asleep.

^o Snoring.

Mega Smileys

C=}>;*{)) A drunca, devilis chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

}:^#}) Updrafted busy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.

Usenet Smileys

In some Usenet articles you might also find these smileys which form a certain "dialect" developed and used in this most creative environment.

~~( Net.flame

O |-) Net.religion

8 :-I Net.unix-wizards

X-( Net.suicide

E-:-I Net.ham-radio

Emotional Smileys

) ha ha

|-) hee hee

|-de ho ho

> hey hey

( boo hoo

:-I hmmm

:-O oops

:-pe nyahhhh!

[TZEP]

Stiti mesajele alea de pe yahoo mess enervante de la contactele din listele noastre?
Din timp in timp se mai nimeresc si unele haioase rau care ne amuza (msaje,linca-uri..etc)
Postati aici cand gasiti un mesaj care merit ca sa se mai amuze si altii


O sa incep eu http://www.caterinca...sto/natura.html"

pe.sa. atentie imaginile nu sunt recomandate minorilor

Aceasta postare a fost editata de crs_tzep: 07 May 2005 - 12:06 AM

[realtv]

asta da natura...:pee

[bobby00778]

Mama natura.. ::.. pe alocuri tata natura..

[focker]

Hmmm...urata femeie!!!