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Ca tot veni vorba de smileys ... am incercat si eu , o singura data sa deschid un site care imi promitea noi smiley-uri pentru yahoo messenger, dar cand am vrut sa instalez , am observat ca era nevoie sa instalez si nu stiu cate toolbar-uri ...ceea ce m-a facut sa renunt urgent ;)

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;), stiu. Nici eu nu m-am aventurat mai departe.

[roportal 21]

Si eu am fost tentat, e plin de reclame la smileycentral. Dar faptul este asa de promovat cand de fapt este un seviciu gratuit mi-a dat de gandit.

Am primit cateva mail-uri de la cunoscutii pline de reclame la smileycentral. Probabil ei nici nu stiu ca fiecare mesaj contine fara voia lor reclame.

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periculos cu spam-ul asta ... am o adresa de yahoo care o folosesc cand trebuie sa dau adresa de mail pe net si una care o folosesc doar pentru corespondenta privata, care am incercat sa n-o pomenesc niciodata pe net, si cu toate astea am inceput sa primesc spam. asta e .... Ca sa nu mai vorbesc ca pe postmaster, care este un cont catch-all la netbizplus.de, primesc o gramada de spam-uri pe adrese care nici nu exista si n-au fost inregistrate niciodata niciunde, de ex: 7hs093hs@netbizplus.de. asta e....

 

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Dictionar smiley

 

Basic Smileys

 

:)) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or jocaing statement since we can-te hear voice inflection over e-mail.

 

;-) Wincay smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remarca. More of a "don-te hit me for what I just said" smiley.

 

:)( Frowning smiley. User did not licae that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

 

:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a `;)(' but not quite as good as a `:))'.

 

;)> User just made a really biting sarcastic remarca. Worse than a `;-)'.

 

>;)> User just made a really devilis remarca.

 

>;-> Wincay and devil combined. A very lewd remarca was just made.

 

Widely used Smileys

 

(-: User is left handed.

 

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.

 

:*) User is drunca.

 

[:] User is a robot.

 

8-) User is wearing sunglasses.

 

B:-) Sunglasses on head.

 

::)) User wears normal glasses.

 

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.

 

8:-) User is a little girl.

 

;))-8 User is a Big girl.

 

;){) User has a mustache.

 

;){} User wears lipsticca.

 

{;)) User wears a toupee.

 

};)( Toupee in an updraft.

 

;)[ User is a vampire.

 

:-E Buccatoothed vampire.

 

:-F Buccatoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

 

:-7 User juust made a wry statement.

 

:-* User just ate something sour.

 

:-)~ User drools.

 

:-~) User has a cold.

 

:'-( User is crying.

 

:'-) User is so happy, sa/he is crying.

 

:-@ User is screaming.

 

:-# User wears braces.

 

:^) User has a brocaen nose.

 

:v) User has a brocaen nose, but it-sa the other way.

 

:_) User-sa nose is sliding off of his face.

 

:<) User is from an Ivy League School.

 

:-& User is tongue tied.

 

=:-) User is a hosehead.

 

-:-) User is a punca roccaer.

 

-:-( Real punca roccaers don-te smile.

 

:=) User has two noses.

 

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.

 

`:-) User saved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

 

,:-) Same thing...other side.

 

|-I User is asleep.

 

|-O User is yawning/snoring.

 

:-Q User is a smocaer.

 

:-? User smocaes a pipe.

 

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

 

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least).

 

:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.

 

:-sa User just made an incoherent statement.

 

:-de User is laughing (at you!)

 

:-X User-sa lips are sealed.

 

:-C User is really bummed.

 

<|-) User is Chinese.

 

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn-te licae these caind of jocaes.

 

:-/ User is scaeptical.

 

C=:-) User is a chef.

 

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

 

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.

 

:-o Uh oh!

 

(8-o It-sa Mr. Bill!

 

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

 

3:] Pet smiley.

 

3:[ Mean Pet smiley.

 

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

 

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator.

 

:-9 User is liccaing his/her lips.

 

%-6 User is braindead.

 

[:-) User is wearing a walcaman.

 

(:I User is an egghead.

 

<:-I User is a dunce.

 

ca:pe User is a little caid with a propeller beenie.

 

@:-) User is wearing a turban.

 

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

 

:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.

 

.-) User only has one eye.

 

,-) Ditto...but he-sa wincaing.

 

X-( User just died.

 

8 :-) User is a wizard.

 

-=* :-) User is a TeX wizard.

 

Midget Smileys

 

A lot of these can be typed without noses to macae midget smileys.

 

:) Midget smiley.

 

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.

 

=) Variation on a theme...

 

:} What sould we call these? (what?)

 

:) Happy.

 

;) What?

 

:@ What?

 

:dee Laughter.

 

:I Hmmm...

 

:( Sad.

 

:[ Real Downer.

 

:< What?

 

:{ What?

 

:o Yelling.

 

:C What?

 

:Q What?

 

:,( Crying.

 

[] Hugs and ...

 

:* caisses.

 

|I Asleep.

 

^o Snoring.

 

Mega Smileys

 

C=}>;*{)) A drunca, devilis chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

 

}:^#}) Updrafted busy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.

 

Usenet Smileys

 

In some Usenet articles you might also find these smileys which form a certain "dialect" developed and used in this most creative environment.

 

~~:-( Net.flame

 

O |-) Net.religion

 

8 :-I Net.unix-wizards

 

X-( Net.suicide

 

E-:-I Net.ham-radio

 

Emotional Smileys

 

:-) ha ha

 

|-) hee hee

 

|-de ho ho

 

:-> hey hey

 

:-( boo hoo

 

:-I hmmm

 

:-O oops

 

:-pe nyahhhh!

[crs_tzep 4]

Stiti mesajele alea de pe yahoo mess enervante de la contactele din listele noastre?

Din timp in timp se mai nimeresc si unele haioase rau care ne amuza (msaje,linca-uri..etc)

Postati aici cand gasiti un mesaj care merit ca sa se mai amuze si altii :tease:

 

 

O sa incep eu :cry: http://www.caterinca.ro/farasto/natura.html:tease:"

 

pe.sa. atentie imaginile nu sunt recomandate minorilor :tease:

Editat Mai 6, 2005 de crs_tzep

[realtv 1]

asta da natura...:pee

[bobby00778 0]

Mama natura.. ::crazy::.. pe alocuri tata natura.. :)

[focker 0]

Hmmm...urata femeie!!!